An Old Man’s Mantra

I am now officially an old man - since I receive the State Old-age Pension I'm starting to break down. This Mantra is my Wishlist :-)

An old man's mantra
An old man’s mantra

An Old Man’s Mantra

by Owen Jones

Every day, my wife and I are happier, healthier, stronger, fitter and slimmer. We are both losing weight.

The blood is flowing perfectly naturally around my veins. My heart is beating strongly and regularly, and I have no blood clots.

My dick and my arse don’t hurt any more, because the causes of the pain have completely disappeared.

My bladder stones have either dissolved or passed through me. My prostate gland is functioning absolutely fabulously, and has returned to it’s previously normal size.

I am selling, not giving away, but selling, at least $2,000 worth of books every month. I am making $1,000 from Google Adsense a month, and I am returning to writing today.

My heart has also shrunk back to its previously normal size; my feet have stopped swelling up, and bronchitis is a thing of the past!

I want to stress that this is my Mantra, my Wishlist – my Prayer – not my reality 🙂

We have to live in hope, eh?

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Owen Jones, Amazon Best-Selling Author from Barry, Wales, has lived in several countries and travelled in many more. While studying Russian in the USSR in the '70's, he hobnobbed with spies on a regular basis; in Suriname, he got caught up in the 1982 coup; and while a company director, he joined the crew of four as the galley slave to sail from Barry to Gibraltar a home-made concrete yacht, which was almost rammed by a Russian oil tanker and an American aircraft carrier.
“I am a Celt, and we are romantic”, he said when asked about his writing style, “and I firmly believe in reincarnation, Karma and Fate, so, sayings like 'Do unto another...', and 'What goes round comes around' are central to my life and reflected in my work. I write about what I see, or think I see, or dream... and, in the end it is all the same really”. He speaks seven languages and is learning Thai, since he lives in Thailand with his Thai wife of fifteen years.
His first novel, Daddy's Hobby is from the seven-part series 'Behind The Smile: The Story of Lek, a Bar Girl in Pattaya', but his largest collection is 'The Megan Series', twenty-three novelettes on the psychic development of a teenage girl, the subtitle of which, 'A Spirit Guide, A Ghost Tiger and One Scary Mother!' sums them up nicely. He has written fifty novels and novelettes, including: Dead Centre; Andropov's Cuckoo; Fate Twister; The Disallowed (a philosophical comedy); Tiger Lily of Bangkok; and A Night in Annwn (Annwn being the ancient Welsh word for Heaven). Many have been translated into foreign languages and narrated into audio books.
Owen Jones writes stories set in Wales, Spain and Thailand, where he now lives. He is a life-long Spiritualist, and this belief is interwoven, in a very realistic way, into many of his books and storylines. If you like a touch of the 'supernatural', try his books
He sums his life up thus: “Born in the Land of Song, Living in the Land of Smiles”.

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